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Been a long time old friend. We grew apart when you got real prudish. But at least your hospitality is consistent.
You might not be perfect. But let’s see if we can make this work.
Especially because the other site is self-immolating. 🔥🐦🔥🐦🔥
A room called ‘The Doll Room’ that’s full of dolls is… mundane.
But a room called ‘The Doll Room’ that only has one doll in it? That’s fresh
If a person shows you their Doll Room and it’s full of dolls, they probably just like dolls, y’know? It’s normal, it’s a hobby
But if they show you their Doll Room and it only has one doll… something’s going on with that one doll!
room called the doll room and theres a mirror and nothing else. the door closes
OH SHIT H.P. LOVECRAFT TOTALLY WOULD HAVE BEEN INTO TENTACLE PORN
Hentai Pussy Lovecraft
i’m going to debone you like a fucking trout
This time last year I took my first trip out of the country (not counting Canada). I never really shared most of my photos from that trip so here are a few of my favorites. Ireland is absolutely beautiful and I miss it dearly.
Reblogging because i miss Ireland and traveling and photography
So about a year ago me and my friend Nathan were walking around the “Pick-a-Part” in Clarksville Tennessee… We were searching for car badges and a spoiler to put on his trashy conversion van. While going through the lot we found what is probably the single greatest car to ever drive on any road in the world.
You are looking at… a Dora the Explorer themed gangster car… I’ve seen spongebob themed cars, Newport themed cars, sports team themed cars, but THIS.
trumps them all.
OH BUT IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!
You see… there has to be a reason that a car like this…
Would end up in the junkyard… SO me and Nathan did some looking around and tried to figure out why…
I still can’t believe the decals on this…. wait…
HOLD ON ONE FUCKING SECOND!
OH!
OH MY FUCKING GOD!
YES! SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT SHOT WHILE DRIVING THEIR DORA THE EXPLORER CAR IN CLARKSVILLE TENNESSEE!
And THAT, is the single greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard to this day.
okay this is totally wild but i RECOGNIZE THIS CAR
and i actually have a picture of it from its functioning days - this is dated 2012 -
parked in front of an adult store!
Dark tumblr show me the history of this car
Show me the forbidden Carfax
Horses just be standing around in fields naked eating some of that sweet sweet grass
What a life
Do centaurs graze
Can u just catch a centaur grabbing that green shit from the ground and shoving it into thier mouth hole
Majestic
centaurs do not graze. their human faces are not designed for chomping cellulose all day. from this we can infer that they have an omnivorous digestive system to match, and thus a narrower abdomen than horses. centaurs are sleek, deadly consumers of everything but grass
unless they have an extra horse head growing out the human tummy in which case all bets are off
actually, every single reply to this post is either wrong or a coward, so here’s my nuclear take
gorewhorequinn
