Pooptart.

maryranstadler1:

mongolian-ass-eater:

I see stuff like this every once in a while and it reminds me the kids are still alright

I have no idea what is going on but I watched this like 20 times

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intensional:

homophetamine:

intensional:

intensional:

Getting my name legally changed to deighvyd 

I’m suing you

Sincere apologies jeighke

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monsterslm:

keep this between us but bro ur lookin hot tonight

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nerdismyhobby:

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penny-anna:

penny-anna:

The Cats movie and the ‘live action’ Lion King exist at opposite ends of a spectrum but idk what said spectrum is

It’s the “Souless CGI” scale. It slides from boring to horrifying.

It slides from “maybe this wasn’t necessary?” to “we are past the point of God’s forgiveness”

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No one:

The Cats movie trailer:

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maxofs2d:

you ever think about how “mountain dew” is a really poetic name and how, if someone didn’t know what it was, they’d probably guess “some herbal tea made from the finest leaves of the Alps”. but instead, it’s just, radioactive gamer soda

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pharaohmangos:

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teaforyourginaa:

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juliawiinchester:

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juliawiinchester:

I hate men

Can we bring this back? He’s the reason I started carrying knives everywhere… One time he saw me inside of a liquor store and I refused to step outside until he finally left.. AN HOUR LATER. He just stood there waiting for me to leave the store. Ugh. I’m glad I’m across the country from this creep.

Oh he also stopped by my work EVERYDAY to ask me out and EVERYDAY I would say “no thank you” it got to the point that whenever I saw his car pull up I would tell my boss and then go hide in the back room. He honestly terrified me.

Men are fucking terrifying, I once had some random dude stalk me at work because I smiled at him. … something you get in trouble for if you don’t do when in customer service!

what the actual fuck

Everytime a guy tries to describe himself to me as a nice guy and that i shouldn’t be afraid, my warning siren in my head gets louder.

protip, people who are actually nice, don’t usually feel the need to tell everyone how nice they are.

Men feel so entitled sometimes. It’s scary to watch the interactions sometimes.

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thomwebbe:

Accurate

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brattynympho:

springcottage:

fittonia albivenis (nerve plant) will ‘faint’ when they need something – to be watered, to be removed from the sun, when they are too cold – however, they almost always recover quickly once their needs are met.

crazyplantguy on ig

So dramatic but also me.

I want one😍

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