were–ralph:

can’t stop listening to this

ilikeit-art:

fullyarmoredbattlesturgeon:

rslashrats:

waspcup:

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

number1girl:

me at the job i begged god for

devon-aoki:

clayfacemask:

adapto:

stop

Im not gay can you explain this?

the burrito turned him straight

hitmanagent47:

My disguise fucking sucks and i am going to get killed

captain-price-unofficially:

confetti-vampire:

ribbed-vault-heart:

lets give it up for pleasures of the flesh !!

dnopls:

streamed a Goosebumps game today where you get strangled by Jeff Goldblum dressed as Dracula