Alien Beard is committed to maintaining the health of your beard and skin. Alien Beard uses 100% pure, organic, cold-pressed oils, along with essential oils for a subtle aura; hand mixed and refined to the Beards required specifications.

As all Beards are sentient beings, and have travelled the stars through time, awaiting the great conjuring, they require certain accommodations from their host bodies. One of these requirements is proper maintenance. The job of the host is to protect the Beard at all costs until the day of the conjuring, when all Beard species will reunite, forming the great Cosmic Beard, granting immortality to all previous hosts and the right to travel among the strands of the great Cosmic Beard.

Alien Beard is a special brand for the everyman Beard. As Beards come in all shapes and sizes, whether you wear a suit, uniform, utility belt, or just casual, and no matter the color of your collar, Alien Beard is dedicated to host bodies everywhere in support of keeping with the cosmic standards for Beard maintenance.