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2019-11-20 03:39   1 1

 
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2019-11-20 03:39   3 1

 

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 #lastoneout 
Thankfully, I'm able to keep this to a minimum when we're leaving for just a short period of time, like a trip to the grocery store... But it's definitely something that I feel when we're going away on a trip.
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The husband will think it's best to get the soon-to-be four year old out in the car while I do my thing... However, that just gives me more time to triple check (is that even an honest amount? 😏🤷) that the lights are off, cats are good to go, fridge is shut, oven is off, windows are closed, door is locked, etc., etc..
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Don't even get me started on the worrying I then do in the car, when I fret about being the only set of eyes to confirm these things... 🤦

2019-11-20 03:33   0 1

 

#lastoneout Thankfully, I'm able to keep this to a minimum when we're leaving for just a short period of time, like a trip to the grocery store... But it's definitely something that I feel when we're going away on a trip. - - - The husband will think it's best to get the soon-to-be four year old out in the car while I do my thing... However, that just gives me more time to triple check (is that even an honest amount 😏🤷) that the lights are off, cats are good to go, fridge is shut, oven is off, windows are closed, door is locked, etc., etc.. - - - Don't even get me started on the worrying I then do in the car, when I fret about being the only set of eyes to confirm these things... 🤦

I used to be a parking attendant in Boston at Logan airport. I parked jets. They let me go though because I kept locking the keys in them. One day I was on an 86-foot step ladder trying to get in the window with a coat hanger. 
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2019-11-20 03:33   3 0

 

I used to be a parking attendant in Boston at Logan airport. I parked jets. They let me go though because I kept locking the keys in them. One day I was on an 86-foot step ladder trying to get in the window with a coat hanger. #stevenwrightgrams #stevenwright #comedy #funnyquotes #comedians #comedyquotes #quotes #humor #standup #standupcomedy #paraprosdokians #paraprosdokian #darkhumor #jokes #punchline #ihaveapony #parking #parkingattendant #boston #loganairport #jets #jetplane #airplane #plane #keys #lockedin #lockedout #keyslockedin #stepladder #coathanger

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2019-11-20 03:31   3 1

 

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