I’m deleting this later but - - - - - - BOI IF YOU DON’T... give TOM, ANTHONY, AND SEBASTIAN THE LOVE AND RESPECT THEY ALL TRULY DESERVE IMA THROW HANDS AND GO RAM INTO A WALL!!! EACH OF THEM DESERVE A WHOLE ENTIRE UNIVERSE LIKE BRO YOU GUYS HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SAY “I DON’T CARE ABOUT THEM !” AND “EDUCATE YOURSELF!” ! Ughh I can’t even sleep because of this stupid disrespectful ‘QUESTION’ these girls and others had... I AM DECEASED, WIGLESS, AND HONESTLY, I FEEL OFFENDED! all respect to them because they said sorry but that’s like putting a bandage on a broken heart... it takes more than a word till it heals 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🔫🔫🔫 (pretend these were the guns from before the update 😂) vid Creds: @tomxhollandd I edited it so I put my watermark on it lols
Just over 10 km done ,,,,... we on our wayyyyyy #ouch
Expectations V’s Reality.
My daughter always loves creating shapes with her body whist challenging me to try them so she can caption them ‘expectations v’s reality’.
And let’s face it, I love the challenge and being a big kid is A LOT of fun.
However it’s not so much fun when you fail on a cliff face.
And even less fun being ‘caught’ by a protruding palm tree on the way down.
In a bikini none the less 🙄.
The silver lining according to my daughter is that the gauges and grazes from my shoulders to my ankles makes me look ‘badass’.
I’m not sure it helps, but badass will do, and yes I will continue hanging out with her and accepting her challenges - next time how ever I may wrap myself in padding... just to be sure 😳❤️😂
Cyclocross left it’s mark today and not in a good way. First full lap and I did a doopsey. Yep. Tumble off the bike courtesy of a dumb move on my part and have some sore ribs to show for it. Sh!t. Ps. Elapsed time on my Garmin is NOT how long it took me to ride less than 3km. I just took my time taking the photo. #ouch #thatsgonnaleaveamark #crash #soreribs #cyclocross #imdoingitwrong
If it doesn’t hurt your eyes/ears a bit, then I have failed miserably.
Not a makeup tutorial. Not eyeshadow. "How'd you get that bruise" - "A knife fight with my cat." True. Dog comes to my bedside stealthily, sleeping cat is unaware. Suddenly aware -
cat explodes up into the curtained window about 3/4 to the top. Cat comes down onto a basket I keep in the window sill with stuff incl. meds, lotion, a heavily sheathed knife - go figure - the basket contents hit me right in the face. That handle clipping me hard on the brow bone. Weirdest thing that's happened to me in awhile. #cats #catsarecrazy #knifefight #bruise #ouch #weird #keepingmealert
Oh how I love this man! 😍 After being on shift for 3 days he came home this morning tired as can be, but got straight to work helping me with house projects anyway. 🛠 He kept his cool in the 100 degree heat today ☄️☀️🔥 while dealing with all my OCD ways and all the frustrations that come along with most of our DIY adventures 😓😬...and while I know it looks like we could have possibly been poolside (trust me, we wish we had been 😂), really it was just too hot out to have on real clothes and I was trying to balance out my ever darkening racerback tan (swipe 👉🏻) buuuut I think I might have overshot it just a smidge cause now I feel like a lobster 😫🤦🏻♀️...now for some much needed sleep so we can hopefully have a more productive day tomorrow 🤞🏻🙌🏻✌🏻 #FireWife #firelife #myhusband #myhero #hardworker #lucky #thankful #blessed #grateful #diyer #trialanderror #keepcalm #homeowner #projects #neverending #sunburn #ouch #tanlines