So you are shooting and then all of a sudden sweat starts glistening your skin and you cant wipe it because you're makeup will ruin. So you stand there looking like a half finished baby oil model. I tried and tried to clean it but I just can't. You know what's worse when you go to a tanning salon and then you're like yeah imma look like I didn't live in a basement getting fed go gurts and granola crumbs void of any sunlight caressing my skin for 16.3 years. Like not even the good kind of granola crumbs. You know the one that's in the bottom of the bag and it's like crumby but dusty and sort of like powder Like you want to throw the bag away but it didnt fill you up enough so you just knock it upside down and try to take it to the throat. Then you realize it's way too much when it enters your mouth and some of it goes in your nose. Then you're just like oh shit its way too dry and you're just coughing and need some water but you decide hey let's drink some soda with this and youre trying to chug soda to stop the desert like conditions and the carbonation just bubbles the dust and just makes it worse. So you're just in this spot where you're making noises you never thought possible as tears come out . You want someone to help you but suprise you're in front of the elementary school at a red light and the kids just laugh at you. This is the worst thing that can happen and then boom. Kids are fortnite dancing around your car taking videos while you are feeling mortality slipping your grasp. And if that's not any better, you're late for work and your tan came like too strong. So you look like a dehydrated orange that kind of left on the ground where even animals dont eat. So you're just decomposing hoping in someway the sun kills you faster or mold takes what you have left but it never does and youre just watching jim the perfect orange get taken.Like screw you Jim you got lucky and you're gona be made into oj that'll get peed out
#canon #nikon #funny #models #photographers #creative #photoshop #featureme #portraits #memes #funnymemes #comedy #portrait #photo #art #film #digital #model #fujifilm #modeling #photographer #photomemegod #lightroom #sweat #bear #heat
Hey all! Meet Coach Coop! He’s my 6 year old lab mix rescue who I adopted in December of 2013. I always said if I actually started/opened a gym, I’d bring him with me all the time, and now I have the privilege of doing so everyday! .
I realize it’s an interesting feature of Iron Bond Fitness to have Cooper there. I believe his role is super important as he is a part of the welcome committee; he helps ease nerves, and makes it feel a bit more like home. He enjoys sitting with everyone during warm ups and cool downs and brings you his toys throughout the workout. If you’re a dog lover and enjoy a solid workout, I think you should give Iron Bond Fitness a try! Sign up for your free week today! .
Click on the link in the bio to access the gym’s website to sign up!
#coachcoop #doglove #petsofinstagram #gymdog #ironbond #ironbondfitness #ibfit #fitness #motivation #gym #fit #workout #strive #workhard #bebetter #dobetter #justdoit #teambonding #sweat #getstronger #trainhard #noexcuses #findyourstrong
When S is away, J will play! And maybeee eat the rest of your paleo banana bread on accident 🙈 pls don’t kill me 🥺
(Think I’ll get away with it with a cute pic) 🙊
The #BYRselfiechallenge is going strong💪
Take a selfie in/at the studio and get a free class pass for a friend!
Make sure you:
1. Follow us on Instagram
2. Tag us @byrockville and use #BYRselfiechallenge
When you show us at the desk, we'll give you a complimentary pass to share!
What a great holiday treat to get in the spirit of the end of the year👍
. *Please note: the free class pass is only valid for NEW students only
We viewed, signed, and moved into a room all in one day. B is currently at a meeting with his potential boss, I’m prepping to go marching around, resume in hand, looking for work. So, to celebrate the hectic life we live, here are a few fantastic shots by Sir Puns A Lot, who as far as I know still doesn’t have social media, of life in the Sierra. I miss the trail immensely, and it is bittersweet for me to see these photos. But it reminds me of the strength, extreme power of will, and bonds between hikers that acted as a lifeline to push and pull us through thia gorgeous but brutal scenery.
#pct #pct2019 #sierra #sierranevada #snow #hike #hiking #optoutside #outdoors #camping #tentlife #bacpack #earnit #sweat #mountains #bluesky #family #friends #holyshit #love #life
We did it!!!! 🏅 It’s so crazy to that I shared that quote yesterday in stories and had no idea how relevant it would be to me during this race. “Run if you can. Walk if you have to. Crawl If you must. Just don’t give up” - We were crushing the half marathon. Average pace was about 8:40 which is faster than we’ve trained at. We were about to finish way under 2 hours and then at mile 12.5 my knee completely gave out. I’ve NEVER experience that feeling and could barely walk. I tried to stretch and tried to keep going but it was not having it. So my amazing hubby grabbed my hand and helped me hobble my way across the finish line. I told him to keep going, but he refused to leave my side. I cried a little and was so bummed, but we kept going and crossed the finish line together, in just over 2hrs. I’ve never been so proud of us and now think I’m going to have to run another @runrocknroll so I can RUN across that line!
C’est bientôt la fin de l’année le saviez-vous Et oui, dimanche c’est la fête du Christ Roi, dernier jour de l’année liturgique🎉
Alors pour l’occasion on a sorti des sweats, t-shirts et body pour tous les fils et filles de Roi 🌟👌
Revêtez la couronne royale dans différents coloris : couronne crème sur fond noir, ou blanche sur vêtement blanc, gris ou rose chiné et bleu ❤️
Toujours en coton bio🌿
Créé et imprimé France 🇫🇷 #kidstore #catholickids #sweat #christroi #feteliturgique #anneeliturgique #bonneannee #eglisecatholique
Our first Row-A-Thon was incredible!
We got to partner with the departments of Old Bridge and Jackson and wow did they row!!
One officer even hit 1500 meters in 5 minutes!! 🤯
We will be selling our special Support Our Police Headbands for the rest of the month with proceeds going to the departments.
It's not always pretty, but it's always worth trying! Today my ankles felt good so I pushed myself during the HIIT portion of today's workout and ACTUALLY DID the plyo lunge jumps! This doesnt happen very often, ladies and gents, so I'm feelin' pretty pumped (and a little extra sore in mah booty 🍑) Come December, I plan to be rockin' that bridesmaid dress for my little sister's wedding! 😉