this could be us but im an emotionally unavailable a**hole
just gave a shark a wet willy
tag an accident
Four years later, and @AirplaneModeMovie is finally here... this is the craziest, raunchiest, edgiest movie you’ll ever see. Wear a helmet and elbow pads when you watch it. And a diaper.
🚨 Now AVAILABLE for pre-order on @iTunes, link in biooooo 🚨
MULTIPLE HEMATOMAS AND A PULLED HAMSTRING, YAY
- bro got married
- i stayed single
- shot @ImpaulsiveShow at the wedding
- hosted @TheChallengerGames for charity
- pulled a hamstring (twice)
- Riley Reid got naked on the jet to Vegas
- lost $10,000 gambling
- Mom turned 29
- drunkenly jumped in a pool at @KaosVegas, broke my “water resistant” phone
- currently flying to London ✈️
@TheChallengerGames, this Saturday, 5pm PST. Get your tickets & be there. Or, stream LIVE for free on @YouTube, and help raise money for the @SpecialOlympics ... whatever it is, I want y’all to be involved 🕺
Hundreds of your most favorite/hated youtubers, athletes, models, racing for charity. All in one place... it’s time to become the fastest Entertainer on the planet.
🚨 TICKET LINK IN BIO 🚨
(PS - for exclusive Behind-The-Scenes content, including the official Live Stream, download & watch on @HalogenLive, the official Presenter of @TheChallengerGames)
spilling my secrets regarding my “bizarre” @FoxBusiness interview. full breakdown on new episode of @ImpaulsiveShow, link in bio
i hate this post so much and i hate that i have to do this but i believe i owe it to y’all after the years of continuous and relentless support... the iconic @MaverickParrot has died.
After being with me every day for 7 years, since before I even started Vine, Maverick passed while I was away in Sweden. And by passed, I mean, he was eaten by my Mastiff, who mistook him for a small rubber chicken.
This little bird inspired so much of what I do, he was my best friend, he’s the inspiration behind the @MaverickByLoganPaul icon worn proudly by millions of people around the world, and as bizarre as it sounds, this little parrot’s legacy will live on FAR beyond his life.
I’m not sure where to go from here or how to handle this because it’s symbolic to me in so many ways, but for all the Mavericks out there who continue to see life through the lens of possibility, who continue to persevere and embrace their differences, I have never-ending love and optimism for you. Maverick will always be with us in spirit, and he will forever hold the largest piece of my heart. Stay strong & I will too
ex-controversial, tell ur friends
Beyond excited for @TheChallengerGames ... next Saturday, July 27th, we’ll make Internet history AGAIN & raise a bunch of money for charity 💥
If you live near California, I wanna see you there so GET URRRR TICKETSS (link in bio), and if you can’t make it we’ll be streaming live with a donation link on @YouTube
I’m the fastest entertainer on the planet... who’s going to prove me wrong 😈