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Come see Dave’s flip phone! Friday & Saturday sold out. A few tickets left for Sunday. Real fans only please ! Go to ComedyCellar.com

2018-06-26 17:50

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Come see Dave’s flip phone! Friday & Saturday sold out. A few tickets left for Sunday. Real fans only please ! Go to ComedyCellar.com

The tour is over. Now we are heading back to where we started #bumpingmics to film our @netflix series. You’re invited. Weirdos welcome. DM if you should be roasted by me & @daveattell. ✌🏾

2018-06-25 17:18

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The tour is over. Now we are heading back to where we started #bumpingmics to film our @netflix series. You’re invited. Weirdos welcome. DM if you should be roasted by me & @daveattell. ✌🏾

CONNECTICUT ! TOMORROW. YUCK.

2018-06-23 02:17

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CONNECTICUT ! TOMORROW. YUCK.

“I really care. Do you ?” —to answer a certain jacket. 🤷🏾‍♂️ Anyway, this is a toy I found along the Rio Grande when I visited the border. Imagine being a kid running in the dark towards a better, safer life? I can’t. I feel so lucky I was born here. 🇺🇸

2018-06-21 23:43

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“I really care. Do you ” —to answer a certain jacket. 🤷🏾‍♂️ Anyway, this is a toy I found along the Rio Grande when I visited the border. Imagine being a kid running in the dark towards a better, safer life I can’t. I feel so lucky I was born here. 🇺🇸

S🔥N DIEG💥! F💥URTH 💥F JULY !

2018-06-21 20:31

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S🔥N DIEG💥! F💥URTH 💥F JULY !

I truly have the weirdest bestest job in the world. #BruceWillisRoast coming soon @comedycentral 🔥 What else should I say about our pal Bruce ???

2018-06-21 18:50

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I truly have the weirdest bestest job in the world. #BruceWillisRoast coming soon @comedycentral 🔥 What else should I say about our pal Bruce

‪When I did my show at the border I met a father & son as they crossed over. They weren’t criminals. They were running from criminals. I hope they’re okay. Please share. ‬ #keepfamiliestogether

2018-06-19 21:46

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‪When I did my show at the border I met a father & son as they crossed over. They weren’t criminals. They were running from criminals. I hope they’re okay. Please share. ‬ #keepfamiliestogether

This weekend at the MTV Movie & TV Awards I had a chance to hug these lovely ladies and congratulate @kimkardashian on her recent achievement. She somehow convinced @realdonaldtrump to pardon Alice Johnson, a 63 year old woman serving life in prison for a nonviolent drug conviction. Now if I could just get her to convince Kanye to be roasted I’ll be as happy as Alice Johnson and her family! Congrats ladies!  #kimkardashian #krisjenner #alicejohnson #mtvawards

2018-06-18 21:58

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This weekend at the MTV Movie & TV Awards I had a chance to hug these lovely ladies and congratulate @kimkardashian on her recent achievement. She somehow convinced @realdonaldtrump to pardon Alice Johnson, a 63 year old woman serving life in prison for a nonviolent drug conviction. Now if I could just get her to convince Kanye to be roasted I’ll be as happy as Alice Johnson and her family! Congrats ladies! #kimkardashian #krisjenner #alicejohnson #mtvawards

Inspiring interview with my perspiring pal @autisticthunder. ❤️ Check it out on the newest episode of #thickskinwithjeffross podcast @itunes @stitcherpodcasts

2018-06-18 20:01

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Inspiring interview with my perspiring pal @autisticthunder. ❤️ Check it out on the newest episode of #thickskinwithjeffross podcast @itunes @stitcherpodcasts

My dad was the funniest caterer in New Jersey. One of his best gags was pretending to trip over a customer with a tray full of prime rib — and then serve it to them with his bare hands. #fathersday ❤️

2018-06-17 23:44

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My dad was the funniest caterer in New Jersey. One of his best gags was pretending to trip over a customer with a tray full of prime rib — and then serve it to them with his bare hands. #fathersday ❤️

Podcasting from The Bunker under my house, a fresh episode of #thickskinwithjeffross titled, “Meet Austistic Thunder” ⚡️ Every Tuesday night at the Comedy Store in Hollywood is “Roast Battle” – where in between the verbal sparring the crowd always goes crazy chanting “Battle! Battle! Batttle!”. Leading that chant is a comedian friend of mine named Josh Meyerwitz, who just happens to be autistic. Josh came by The Bunker and told us how performing stand up comedy gives him a social life and an outlet for his anxiety. My friend Maja Watkins, who teaches comedy improv therapy classes to autistic adults joined our discussion. Then they stuck around and helped me, Kii, Pau and Ed work through some other “Touchy Subjects” including the recent Trump/Kim summit, people who got eaten by crocodiles and Elon Musk’s new patented portable fucking flamethrower that he calls, “Not a flamethrower”. We conclude with a cathartic tribute to the coolest dude on the planet, Anthony Bourdain, may he “Roast In Peace. 🙏🏼Check out @thickskinwithjeffross for free on @itunes or @stitcherpodcasts.

2018-06-15 14:01

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Podcasting from The Bunker under my house, a fresh episode of #thickskinwithjeffross titled, “Meet Austistic Thunder” ⚡️ Every Tuesday night at the Comedy Store in Hollywood is “Roast Battle” – where in between the verbal sparring the crowd always goes crazy chanting “Battle! Battle! Batttle!”. Leading that chant is a comedian friend of mine named Josh Meyerwitz, who just happens to be autistic. Josh came by The Bunker and told us how performing stand up comedy gives him a social life and an outlet for his anxiety. My friend Maja Watkins, who teaches comedy improv therapy classes to autistic adults joined our discussion. Then they stuck around and helped me, Kii, Pau and Ed work through some other “Touchy Subjects” including the recent Trump/Kim summit, people who got eaten by crocodiles and Elon Musk’s new patented portable fucking flamethrower that he calls, “Not a flamethrower”. We conclude with a cathartic tribute to the coolest dude on the planet, Anthony Bourdain, may he “Roast In Peace. 🙏🏼Check out @thickskinwithjeffross for free on @itunes or @stitcherpodcasts.

“Happy Birthday Mr. President”. I guess I’m your Marilyn Monroe... AND HOW ABOUT MY TRUMPADORE HAIRSTYLE??? #Repost @comedycentral ・・・
It's Donald Trump's birthday and we'll roast if we want to.

2018-06-15 00:38

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“Happy Birthday Mr. President”. I guess I’m your Marilyn Monroe... AND HOW ABOUT MY TRUMPADORE HAIRSTYLE #Repost @comedycentral ・・・ It's Donald Trump's birthday and we'll roast if we want to.

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